Do I Write Like H. P. Lovecraft?

Today, I’m taking a nutrition holiday because I want you to check out this simple program, I Write Like. Feed it a writing sample, it analyzes your style, and then compares you to a famous writer.

I write like H.P. Lovecraft. That was the result each time with three different samples. Is it the Providence connection? The first-person narratives? Or is it that I’m a little more than weird, what with writing about placentas, run-down Victorian houses, and rolls of flab oozing out of Spanx. Or could it be the narrow choice of topics? Or that we are antiquated and not very good? Or maybe the program thinks that everybody writes like H.P. Lovecraft. Try it for yourself.

Your thoughts: Which famous author do you write like? Do you agree?